How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
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I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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