jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
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I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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