so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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