UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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