i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
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all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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