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  • 78 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:46pm

    Good one

  • 80 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:48pm

    haha wow i wish a guy would say this to me before sex. thats awesome!

  • 85 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:28pm

    his "go go gadget" dick probably just flopped around all over and came in his eye........

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:08pm

    can't believe people recognized this is eminem lmfao. to the person that sent this in... MARRY ME.

  • 69 65
    Submitted by bergreen88 on Apr 10, 10 at 12:13am

    One time, post-foreplay and moments before penetration, I loudly yelled "LEEEEEROOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIINSSSSSS." We both fell off the bed laughing, and didn't stop thrusting once. I think I win.

  • 75 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:47pm

    1:20 you are rigth eminem said that in his second album. it is funny but not original.

  • 78 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:03pm

    I would want him to say it AND call me Penny.

    • 70 72
      Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 7:35am

      so demanding, gawsh. lol

  • 83 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:23pm

    Um..........Kinda...lame lol.

  • 78 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:49am

    lol love it. i should screw more creative guys.

  • 79 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:43am

    Whoever you are I am in love with you

  • 76 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:55pm

    The person who sent that text is one of my heroes. Along with the girl who yelled "STEVE HOLT!" when the dude got off.

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:33pm

    i would love to see her text to her friend on here about what a freak she thinks he is

  • 71 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:45am

    Are you people 15? This is an inspector gadget reference, eminem got it from the cartoon.

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 4:30am

    Eminem - as the world turns He use that line, funny song

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:27pm

    omg yeah i love it when a guy can make me laugh, and even better if he makes sex fun and playful. this totally wouldve earned v2m from me

  • 65 72
    Submitted by sluttoucher on Apr 12, 10 at 2:17am

    I say "Release the Kraken!"

  • 75 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:07am

    Dallas is the best place on earth:)

  • 71 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:15am

    9:45 people know about the cartoon but this guy obviously got the idea for "go go gadget dick" from As The World Turns

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:02pm

    Yell "Shazam" with full conviction when you cum. I mean, like you fully expect lightning to hit you and turn your cock into Captain Marvel. Let's see her face after that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 6:59am

    got you all beat. At the end, when she got off i hummed the Final Fantasy 7 Victory theme,

  • 58 61
    Submitted by fairamar on Oct 6, 10 at 10:24pm

    Now you can Inspect her gadget ;D mmm

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:01am

    I am gonna use that dude, sorry, but I know a Jamaican girl who could suck the chrome off a towing hitch that would love that line

  • 74 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:54pm

    I know who you are. :)

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:29pm

    rob eminem much.... Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!

  • 73 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:33pm

    he's not creative it's an Eminem lyric from the song "As the World Turns"

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:50pm

    3:02 i cannot stop laughing, that is fucking hilarious! its better then go go gadget dick

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:25am

    9:12, Pfft everyone in the world listens to Eminem. Obviously. (When I was a kid I never could tell if people were talking about a white guy or candy.)

  • 67 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:40pm

    this is from as the world turns, its on eminems first album sold in stores, the slim shady lp "just trying to by me some time and then i remembered this magic trick duhduhduhduhduhduh go go gadget dick whipped that shit out and aint no doubt about it it hit the ground, caused an earthquake and power outage" really good song

  • 73 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:52pm

    It is awesom, 12:49, maybe you just don't have a big enough dick to be able to say it! I would love it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:40pm

    SLAMA-LAMA-DING-DONG

  • 66 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:57pm

    I want someone to say that to me during sex sometime.

  • 72 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:49pm

    HAHAHAHAH that is greatnesssss!

  • 68 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:48pm

    DUDE. I would turn straight. on the SPOT if a guy would say that to me. Thats AWESOME

  • 65 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:02pm

    i love it. i would have laughed and said he earned a bj for his creativity.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:57pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 64 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:35pm

    To the guy who sent this text....marry me? lol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:06pm

    you think she replied with "I'll get you Gadget!" when they got done like at the end of the cartoons? cause then this would be awesome.

  • 66 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:33pm

    during a bj, start saying "hummina hummina humina hummina hummina" and then give her a facial and say "Pow right in the kisser". that would beeat go go gadget dick. (a family guy reference, but still better)

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:21pm

    lmao good to know some people can have a sense of humor during sex : ) I'm also in 972, so this makes me hope you're one of my friends.

  • 68 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:17am

    if she would have said "next time gadget... next time" then it would have been a loss. but so far sounds like a win. and yes MnM says it in a song but he also says "i don't give a fuck" in a lot of songs

  • 67 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:54pm

    I laughed my ass off. The people who don't like this are either too young or didn't watch Inspector Gadget. He could held his dick over her head and did "By the power of Greyskull" 80's cartoon references I love em.

    • 63 64
      Submitted by ToMatos on Aug 1, 10 at 4:53am

      I don't think it would be possible for him to hold his dick over his head.

  • 67 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:18pm

    I think it's funny as hell and gadget clit gets a thumbs up too LMAO!!!

  • 67 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:06pm

    you could also yell either "shazbot!" as you came, or "nanu nanu"

  • 64 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:05pm

    I once said "This is Sting...you've seen it before, haven't you?" as I removed my boxers.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:20pm

    it would have been funny if he thought of it first.. too bad eminem did in the song... "As the world turns" 10 years ago... what a tool

  • 67 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:01pm

    Eminem- As the World Turns

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:56pm

    I would have been instantly uninterested the second he said it

  • 64 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:12pm

    Of course, there's no way this guy could have thought of it without hearing some Eminem song!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:04pm

    did he say that because he dick is metal... sorry i just dont see how this is funny. Are there metal condoms or like aluminum ones? Does someone care to explain.

  • 65 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:49pm

    I kind of wish I had a dick so I could say awesome things like that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:54pm

    I said, "Autobots, roll out!" as I was cumming in her asshole. Epic win

  • 62 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:36am

    don't need to say it Ron Jermey Don't have shit on me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:30pm

    can we just call this the most fantasticly awesome night EVER?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:22am

    I love taking innocent kid's show references and putting them in a sexual context.

  • 62 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:12pm

    ROTFL 2:05(1) Sting... Gotta use that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:57pm

    I once said 'uhh...I think I came' from the movie Fast Times at ridgemont high after i banged a chick. Kinda similar, eh? Win?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:53pm

    OMG you are my soulmate.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:56pm

    how about "and Boom goes the dynamite" when i finish inside of her... yeh. i beat it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:34am

    In the name of Castle Grayskull, I am He-Man! or Thunder, Thunder, Thunder-Cats, Hooooo!

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:35pm

    NEXT TIME GADGET ...NEXT TIMEEEEE!!!!!

  • 60 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:26pm

    Again Dallas... Lmao

  • 61 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:11am

    i said go-go gadget dick long before eminem even came out with the slim shady lp lol, and while on the topic, screaming "boom! headshot!" while cumming on her face or screaming "Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! Hoooooooooo!" while getting head are waaayyyy more epic!

  • 62 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:42pm

    go go dead hooker cleanup! wowzers.

  • 55 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 4:42am

    Hahahahaahah that's good!

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:29am

    Aha you really are superior! That was awesome !

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:41pm

    "go go gadget penis" has a better ring to it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:41pm

    this is the funniest one i've read yet!!

  • 62 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:36pm

    My fav phrase is 1rst time: " my bad i wasnt aimin for your hair really" then hour later min later 2nd time: "dam my bad i didnt think it would go that far lol wow"

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:52pm

    i say "Go Go get me a beer" after i fuck her

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:56pm

    I have 3 words for this post: BANG A RANG

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:59pm

    Wow, I feel embarrassed for him.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:02pm

    I Did this my junior year of high school, that was like 6 years ago

  • 51 80
    Submitted by GirlGoneCommando on Jun 26, 10 at 11:47am

    I'm in love...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:54am

    I copied this the other night and my gf's response was "wowsers!"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:53pm

    As long as you don't call her Penny, it's alright.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:36am

    How many times are we going to be reminded about the mnm song? Seriously...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:08am

    Nope. Here's old. My Ex was high and yelled Thundar!!! right before he slammed into me. Second best to "Brace yourself MaryLou!!" I'll ever see.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:17am

    someone needs to make the police car siren sound from ms.officer it should happen man

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:02pm

    this is from "as the world turns" by eminem

  • 52 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:04pm

    This guy's a douche. What happened to making love?

  • 28 45
    Submitted by lawlzies on Feb 8, 12 at 1:17am

    Challenge accepted

  • 46 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:41pm

    9:04 not all sex has to be lovey dovey and sentimental. spice up your sex a little, have some fun and try not to be such a pussy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:49pm

    No its not, what a tool

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:25pm

    I don't think a guy could be hot enough and/or have a big enough dick that I would still fuck him after he said that. I'd be outta there so fast it would be more like "Go Go Gadget Hand."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:07pm

    I dont think there is any way to have made this awesome...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:21pm

    Hector...is that you?