Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
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I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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