He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
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we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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