Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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