everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
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Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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