and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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