Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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