VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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