Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
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If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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