I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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