I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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