random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
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They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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