coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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