Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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