Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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