WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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