I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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