Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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