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  • 78 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:28pm

    The rest of this text read "...I made eye contact with him too. He smiled at me and I smiled back. He closed his eyes and his lips met mine..."

  • 55 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:43pm

    In soviet Russia, balls make eye contact with you

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:47pm

    I love the warm lube. I'm just glad it was a chick who did the ultrasound on my balls.

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:28pm

    hope he the doctor didn't say "drop trou" first, my doctor always says that. not cool

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:39pm

    I bet they warmed the lube first too. you loved it.

  • 45 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:45pm

    3:12, you're telling the joke wrong. It's way funnier if you start it with "So I'm balls-deep in this guy..."

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:11am

    Did he at least buy you a drink?

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 6:07pm

    Did he ask you to turn your head and cough too?

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:36pm

    you better not have looked at him back

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:01pm

    TFLN IS FOR THE GHEYS

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:41pm

    My doctor shoved a q-tip in the head of my dick u want to talk about not cool.

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:09pm

    if eye contact was the only thing.. bad night.

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 6:01pm

    @5:51 - nut cancer is one thing they can check with an ultrasound on your balls. Another is a varicocele: varicose veins in your nutsack. I had a hot 24-year-old chick check mine, and asked for her phone number. Then I went home and told the wife about it.

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:26pm

    never make eye contact

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:34pm

    haha who would call this a good night?

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:33pm

    I was asked to hold my dick up out of the way. I was so glad it was a woman. Lasts a long time.

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:41pm

    That sucks. A girl did mine, and she was hot.

  • 35 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 5:57pm

    Stomp on his eyes -stomper-

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:38pm

    3:36. It's call EYE contact retard.

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 5:56pm

    i got my giblets ultrasounded last year, luckily i had a woman nurse. but my father was also in the room

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:22pm

    this gave me a boner.

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:21pm

    Do some cock pushups it'll make your balls strong too

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:19am

    Must have been a really good homoerotic moment for ya cowboy

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:52am

    My girlfriend did mine... before she was my girlfriend.

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:38pm

    6:01 pm did she give you her number?

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:29pm

    that must have been awkward

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:27pm

    i had an ultra sound on my heart last week, can't imagine one on my balls

  • 32 47
    Submitted by liamo725 on Jul 11, 10 at 11:25pm

    That's when you state him in the eye and cum buckets

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:34am

    Urban Dictionary thinks ultrasound can mean cumming on someone and then rubbing your dick in it.

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:24am

    Had 1. First hot chic. All good. 2. Doogie howser. Not cool

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:02am

    All I ever do ball ultrasounds on are old guys and ugly mexicans... But I've always hoped i would get a cute one and he would want my number afters

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:30pm

    I hope he at least bought you dinner. Homo

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:00pm

    hahaha I had one done on my balls too. The "nurse" if you can call him that was a HUGE dude. I had my hands covering my asshole the entire time.

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:11pm

    i had this, but it was a woman. 45, wrinkly, 40 lbs overweight. sucks :(

  • 35 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:20pm

    I would rather have him make eye contact to see what he is doing, other then guessing where to put it.. My opinion

  • 35 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:20pm

    Soooo fucking what? You think you sound all witty and insinuative by saying "He made eye contact". Stupid.

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:48pm

    Tfln is for the gays

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:15pm

    You were violated. But that still doesn't make getting hard ok.

  • 28 48
    Submitted by skillian on Jan 9, 11 at 8:56pm

    Eye contact doesn't mean the guy looked at his balls. It means he looked him in the eye. Hello.

  • 33 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:46pm

    Same. Did she have you hold your dong up and out of the way with a towel?

  • 30 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:50pm

    Ohhhh god, same exact thing happened to me!!! No joke.

  • 32 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:48pm

    Tfln is for the gays