STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The maid of honor just puked.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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