Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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