Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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