Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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