I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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