I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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