You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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