Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I can't put those talents on a resume
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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