Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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