you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
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Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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