I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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