i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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