Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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