I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
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I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
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Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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