Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
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Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
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Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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