Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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