you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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