Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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