You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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