just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
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Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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