Do you still have your period?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
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People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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