Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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