She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I met the friendliest cop last night
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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