so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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