we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
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I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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