her vagine was all disorganized.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
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He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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