I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
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This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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