She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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